Friday, December 23, 2016

"Party Dips!" - Andy Husbands's Hot Crabmeat Dip - Holiday Party Food!



Date I made this recipe:  December 4, 2016 – Holiday Party Food!

Party Dips! – 50 zippy, zesty, spicy, savory, tasty, tempting dips by Sally Sampson
Published by The Harvard Common Press
ISBN: 978-1-55832-278-3; © 2004
Purchased at Bloomington Crime Prevention Association (BCPA) annual sale
Recipe:  Andy Husbands's Hot Crabmeat Dip – p. 72

My guy's name is Andy.  He is my husband.  This recipe momentarily confused me – Andy Husbands is a chef and restaurateur who contributed this recipe - but then I got over it and made this dish anyway.  My Husband Andy loved it so there you go.

Our guests also enjoyed this delicious dip and I also think that this was the first one to be cleaned out from all the party selections we made.  But that stands to reason, right, because people see "crab" and they fall on it like it was a long-lost relative who hasn't been seen in these parts for the past 20 years.  And when you think about where Minnesota is in relation to an ocean (and yes, Lake Superior is huge but it doesn't count), then this makes sense.

Now maybe I'm just getting older and more jaded when it comes to selecting party fare, but aside from this crabmeat dip, none of the other recipes in this cookbook did much for me.  And it wasn't that they didn't sound tasty, it's just that they felt too standard:  onion dip, hummus, ranch dressing – yawn.  And this is not to say the other dips aren't potentially great, it just wasn't their year: "Sorry, 'Creamy Sesame Dip,' but you didn't make the final cut.  While we admired your flavor...."

So this year it was crab and only crab and we were done and that was a good thing because too many recipes later and we get "crabby" (pun intended) and who wants crabby party hosts?

The table of contents for this book is broken out by dip categories as follows:  "Party Dip Basics;" "Smooth Dips;" "Chunky Dips," and "Cheesy Dips."  Each recipe also comes with a "Divine Dippers" tip on what to serve these dips with, such as vegetables, or potatoes, or crackers. I appreciate that even if I usually have my own ideas about serving.  And the recipe photos, like the one on the cover, are lovely plus they are a great guide for recreating the same platters at home.  I tend to like cookbooks that include photos.  There don't have to be a ton of them, just enough to give me an idea of the author's/chef's take on their creations.

Before we leave the world of dips, I have to admit that every year, I put out some sort of veggie and dip tray, and every year, more often than not, I am not completely satisfied with the dip.  And I don't know why that is but it sort of annoys me.  And our guests seem to follow suit in that they will eat the veggies but don't demolish the dips.  And I've tried all kinds of dip. 

This year, I made a  veggie dip from a different source and it fell flat on its face.  Perhaps then, I should have considered the Ranch Dip (p. 23) featured in this cookbook?  Perhaps.

As to this crabmeat dip, it can be served hot or cold but I opted for hot.  I think guests like hot dips as they are not usually something they make at home.  You can make the mixture up in advance and refrigerate, adding the crabmeat just prior to baking. That said, the difficulty of serving hot dips at a party is keeping them hot.  I believe I put this in the microwave a couple of times during our four-hour party to reheat and you can do the same but do watch your time carefully so that your dip won't dry out.

I purchased my can of crabmeat at Coastal Seafoods, a local fishmonger, just before Thanksgiving (it needs to be refrigerated anyway), and ran into a friend who was there buying mussels for her portion of a Thanksgiving dinner to be spent with friends.  "Party food," I said, as I held up my purchase for her inspection.  "Are you making the almond bon-bons?"  (Her favorite item at our party.)  "We are!"  "Can't wait!"

So she came and enjoyed the almond bon-bons and the crabmeat dip (at least I think she enjoyed it—others sure did) and all was well with my world and my Husband(s), Andy!

Andy Husbands's Hot Crabmeat Dip – makes 2 cups
 1 teaspoon olive oil
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
½ cup mayonnaise
1 celery stalk, finely diced
1 small shallot, finely diced
1 to 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice, to your taste
1 tablespoon chopped fresh Italian parsley leaves
2 teaspoons peeled and grated fresh horseradish
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon fresh thyme leaves
½ teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 cup fresh crabmeat, picked over for shells and cartilage
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

Ann's Notes:  I had a hell of a time – who knew – finding a fresh horseradish root that wasn't as long as a baseball bat.  And I still have a chunk of it left over.  And be warned that grating it is like grating an onion, i.e. you'll start crying.  Also, make your life easier and just buy crabmeat that has already been picked over for shells and cartilage.  It costs a bit more but saves a lot of time and energy and possibly swearing.

Preheat the oven to 450F.

Place a small skillet over medium-high heat and, when it is hot, add the oil. Add the garlic and cook, stirring, until golden, about 2 minutes.  Place the garlic in a medium-size mixing bowl, add the mayonnaise, celery, shallot, lemon juice, parsley, horseradish, mustard, thyme, and red pepper flakes, and mix well.  Using a spatula, lightly fold in the crabmeat.  Season with salt and pepper.

Transfer to a small casserole and bake until light brown, 10 to 15 minutes.  Serve immediately.



Wednesday, December 21, 2016

"The Barnes and Noble Cookie Bake-Off" cookbook - Cherry Hideaway Cookies


Date I made these recipes December 4, 2016 – Holiday Party Food

The Barnes and Noble Cookie Bake-Off – Top 75 Recipes from Around the Country
Published by Sterling
ISBN: 978-1-4549-1745-8; © 2015
Purchased at Barnes and Noble!
Recipe:  Cherry Hideaway Cookies, submitted by contestant Catherine Davis, Marion, IL – p. 57. 

Please note, we also made two other cookies from this book – "Cranberry Lime Snow Cookies," submitted by contestant Zachary Whitworth, Roebuck, SC and "Michele's Rainbow Cookies" (a/k/a "Italian Rainbow Cookies"), submitted by contestant Michele Martise, Kirkwood, MO.  Both were great, and in fact, Michele's Rainbow Cookies were off the chart and are one of my (childhood and beyond) favorites. But alas folks, I decided to feature just the one in the interest of time and complexity.  The Rainbow Cookies are a bit time-consuming which is why it is not a featured recipe for this blog – at least not for today!

So let's begin! For those of you who read my latest blog about the party meatballs (posted 12/21/2016), you know that I went on a mini-rant about the lack of clear directions.  To me, the worst thing that can happen to a recipe is to leave one confused or stranded, mid-making by incomplete directions.

But that was then, this is now because brace yourself kids:  not one single recipe in this cookbook, not a single one of the 75 recipes listed here in this book, gives you the yield.

Can you imagine?  I mean what, are we supposed to just guess how much they make?  Apparently so.

I emailed the publisher since you can't exactly fire off an email to Barnes and Noble (or can you?) saying "What the hell," but really—What. The. Hell? How can you publish 75 recipes and not tell us how much they make?  It's insane! Sadly, I did not hear from them and that is a major "I'm going to have to ding them" moment.  A huge demerit.  A black eye for them, whoever "them" is.

Happily for you, these cookies were fantastic and the recipe gave a hint about how many they made (36) but no cook or baker should have to hold up the cookbook to a mirror to search for hidden or backwards messages.  No sir.

Now I shop at Barnes and Noble all the time, both online and in-store, and I have to tell you that I was rather surprised to see this cookbook because really, did anybody else know about this bake-off contest and forget to tell me?  Not that I have recipes to submit, but "mum" was definitely the word of the day.

So the cookbook starts with an introduction and then the judge's biographies follow (nine in all, and all of them heavy-hitters in the restaurant industry) and then bios and photos of the winner and the two runner ups, and then we hit the ground running with cookies by category (but with no yields).

The categories for your perusing pleasure are "Sugar & Spice;" "Sweet & Savory," and the all-encompassing "Chocolate."  Today's featured recipe, Cherry Hideaway Cookies are in the Sweet & Savory section (as are the "Cranberry Lime Snow Cookies") yet "Michelle's Rainbow Cookies" ended up in the Sugar & Spice category.  Huh.

Some of you may be wondering how my husband and I end up with the cookie selections we do year after year and I don't have a good answer but I can tell you what I avoid:  no peppermint, ever (I hate it); no sugar cookies, not because they don't taste good but they're kind of boring; absolutely nothing requiring intricate frosting endeavors (which are not in this book, but I'm just saying), and nothing requiring fancy equipment other than baking pans.  (That said, I searched high and low for Michele's Rainbow Cookies 9 x 9 baking sheets and could not find that exact size.  But I found a slightly larger baking sheets at Target that fit the bill (Threshold brand) and so bought three, one for each layer.  Still, my husband, who made them, had to make adjustments.  Sigh.)

What we do look for is something unique and that stands apart from the usual line-up.  This year's party guests were duly impressed by the Rainbow Cookies (as they should have been), but like I said, they were intricate and so I'm not going to reprint them here.

And the rest of the cookies we bake are just ones we think guests will like and that will compliment the ones we make every year such as "Betty Crocker's Almond Bon-Bon cookies."  (This recipe is on my blog but I can't recall what year I first published it.  Check out recipes posted for the month of December.)

Because my husband likes to bake and I enjoy the savory side of life, I tasked him with all these cookies plus a few homemade crackers to boot.  It didn't start out that way this year, but after I had to remake the bon-bon dough – twice – I just threw all the recipes at him and asked them to get them all done.  And as always, he is a master baker and deserved every accolade that came his way.

And so to our star recipe, Cherry Hideaway Cookies.  As you might suspect, a maraschino cherry is "hidden" in the dough.  Then the cookies are frosted on one side with a chocolate frosting and then topped with shredded coconut.  They looked awesome and our guests had fun eating them.   You should know that although regular, store-bought coconut will do, I purchased some desiccated coconut from Whole Foods to put on top and loved the look.  Desiccated coconut is dried to reduce the moisture count.  You can achieve the same effect by buying a coconut, splitting it open, shaving it and then letting it dry out.  But please—we were in party mode so as long as Whole Foods had it, there was no need for me to get all Martha Stewart here.  Sorry, Martha. (Martha probably owns her own coconut grove somewhere in the world.  Just sayin...)

Cherry Hideaway Cookies – yield not listed but the ingredients give us a hint:  you'll need 36 maraschino cherries!
2/3 cup vegetable shortening
¾ cup granulated sugar
1 egg
1 tablespoon milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 ¾ cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon baking soda
36 large maraschino cherries
8 ounces milk chocolate, chopped
½ cup shredded coconut

Preheat the oven to 350F.

With an electric mixer or a stand mixer, cream the shortening, sugar, egg, milk, and vanilla.  Add the flour, baking powder, salt, and baking soda.  Mix until combined.  Drain the cherries on a paper towel and pat dry.

Wrap about 1 tablespoon of dough around each cherry and place an inch apart on a baking sheet.  Bake for 10-13 minutes, until the edges just begin to brown.

Cool for 15 minutes.  Melt the chocolate in a microwave-safe bowl.  Dip half of each cookie in melted chocolate and sprinkle with coconut.


"The Meatball Cookbook Bible" - Beef Meatballs with Mustard and Dried Apricots & Pork Meatballs in Apple Cream Sauce - Holiday Party Food!



Date I made these recipes:  December 4, 2016 – Holiday party food!

The Meatball Cookbook Bible – 500 Mouth-Watering Variations on One of the World's Best-Loved Foods by Ellen Brown
Published by Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 978-160433097-7; © 2009
Purchased at Half Price Books, St. Paul, MN
Recipes:  Beef Meatballs with Mustard and Dried Apricots – p. 130-131; Pork Meatballs in Apple Cream Sauce – p. 183-185

You probably know this, but cooking is dangerous.  You have hot burners, hot liquids, and sharp knives, and many a chef has injured themselves while attempting to bang out fantastic food.

In my case, my "industrial" accident happened when I was trying to move a metal bookend so as to take this cookbook off my shelf.  My pinkie finger connected with the bookend and ow, ow, ow!  Who knew that those suckers were so sharp?

And just like that, the roll I was on writing and publishing my holiday party food blogs came to a screeching halt.  My apologies.

Happily nothing dire happened in the kitchen while I was making these recipes except for a lot of swearing over the lack of explicit instructions.

I mean what the hell folks, are there not editors making more money than me out there who are supposed to catch this stuff?  Because I found an error in each recipe and it always involved "what am I supposed to do with the rest of these [insert food item here]?" I looked at each recipe several times and then had my husband read it and we remain perplexed.

Now nothing that was or wasn't in the recipes made a difference to the outcome which is always a good thing, and the end results were tasty but of course, there were a few issues of note which I will cover in a minute.

In general, the beef meatballs were good but seemed a little mushy in the middle, whether from the breadcrumbs, the apricots or a combination of both we don't know.  We do know that our guests enjoyed them so perhaps it was our palate?  Anyway, we doubled the recipes, baked them off and then froze them, sans sauce, a couple of weeks before the party.  We added the sauces just before serving.

As to the pork meatballs, be warned that you will end up with a ton of sauce.  A ton. In retrospect I realize that doubling the meatball mixture does not always mean to also double the sauce.  In fact, it usually ends up being just the opposite.  But what they hey, they are going to be your meatballs so if you want lots of sauce, go to it.
Be warned though, that the pork meatball sauce calls for applejack brandy and since I knew a couple of kids were coming, I decided to pass on that option as I really didn't want to get the stink-eye from their parents.  Not that the parents would have noticed but we would have.  Responsible hosts let their guests eat responsibly!

As you might imagine, a cookbook with the title The Meatball Cookbook Bible is loaded with meatball recipes and so finding some for our party table was not the problem; eliminating some was the problem!  It took us a while to cull the herd to the two recipes listed here and while they were good, we shall likely explore other options next year as we like to mix things up a bit.

This "bible" of a book also gives you a wide variety of options in these categories: meat (beef, pork, lamb); poultry; fish and seafood; vegetables, herbs and grains; cheese and even dessert meatballs (a/k/a " chocolate truffles"). There's a section for meatballs in broth and also a variety of "international" meatballs from which to choose.

Before I get to the recipes though, I have to dialogue with you about the incomplete instructions I mentioned above.  Faithful readers knows that nothing sends me over the edge more than missing or incomplete instructions.  And specific to this year's kitchen efforts is the definition of the word "divided" – as in (for example) "1 cup apple cider, divided."

Perhaps it is just me, but in my head, the word "divided" suggests an equal division of ingredients and so a directive of "I cup apple cider, divided" means two, one-half cups each, one to be used now, one to be used later.  At least this is what I (barely) understood in my grade school math class.

And believe it or not, most recipes I've made that called for a "divided" ingredient have been an even split.  If they haven't though, they usually indicate somewhere in the recipe's narrative what I am to do with the remaining amount.  And the remaining amount is usually mathematically correct, i.e., if one cup of an ingredient is to be divided into ¾ cup for the first round, it stands to reason that ¼ cup is what you have left, right?

Not always so.  So let's parse the instructions that drove me crazy:

#1 – The beef meatball recipe called for 1/3 of a cup of mustard, divided.  The recipe goes on to say to use ¼ (of 1/3 cup) for the meatballs and the remaining for the sauce.  Okay, fine, but I would have preferred it if she would have spelled out the "remaining" in measurement form which breaks down roughly into 1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon.  Now, was that hard? (Answer:  yes, which is why I sent this "equation to my husband to figure out for me!)

And this is perhaps also a "me" thing, but when I look at an ingredient list, I want to see every ingredient I am to use and I want it spelled out.  Why?  Because the ingredient list also becomes my shopping list.  I photocopy the list, head to the grocery store, and we're done.  Here, the ingredient list for the sauce said "apricot preserves and red pepper hot sauce," but no mention was made of the remaining mustard except in the narrative.

And look, if I was making this up for just the two of us or a few guests, perhaps I would not have been so irked, but I was making mass quantities for our party and I want to know exactly how much to have on hand and where it all goes. 

#2 – The pork meatballs called for you to chop one onion and then add half of it to the meatballs mix.  But what to do with the rest of it?  We will never know because the recipe does not say.

Also annoying was the directive to "divide" (there's that word again) 1 cup of apple cider.  Three quarters (3/4) of the cider is used in the meatball sauce recipe, but the remaining ¼ is never accounted for.

Why then, dear reader, why then direct me to pour a whole cup when ¾ of a cup will do?  This drives me absolutely nuts.  Nuts!

So as I am fond of saying, I am going to have to ding this author for these two boo-boos. The flavors were fine and our guests ate them up (pun intended), but I hate incomplete directions and I really hate them when I am cranking out copious quantities of these meatballs for our party table and don't know what is going on with a recipe.  Sad to say, but I imagine I'll have to keep an eagle eye out for further errors if I make more recipes from this cookbook. 

By the way, we were a little nervous about how the beef meatballs would go over (apricots and mustard, what?) but then we remembered that many moons ago, we invited some friends over for dinner and made a chicken pot pie and a meatloaf with mustard and dried apricots.  That recipe was similar to the one below, and I believe we got it from either Bon Appetit or Gourmet.  At any rate, one of the men at the dinner is a straight-up meat and potatoes guy and yet he loved the meatloaf so much, he asked for the recipe.  And he quite enjoyed the beef meatballs at this year's party so the dish is a winner (as is the pork) even if the making of them was almost my undoing!

Beef Meatballs with Mustard and Dried Apricots – makes 4 to 6 servings
Ann's Note:  the author indicates that these are one of her favorite appetizers to serve because the combination of dried apricots with sharp mustard makes each bite flavorful.
For the meatballs
3 tablespoons olive oil
2 large shallots, chopped
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 large egg
1/3 cup Dijon mustard, divided (Ann's Note: into ¼ cup for the meatballs and the rest of the sauce)
3 tablespoons whole milk
¾ cup panko breadcrumbs
1/3 cup finely chopped dried apricots
2 tablespoons chopped fresh sage or 2 teaspoons dried
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
1 ½ pounds ground chuck
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
For the sauce
½ cup apricot preserves
½ teaspoon hot red pepper sauce
 (Ann's Note:  add remaining Dijon mustard)


Preheat the oven to 450F.  Line a rimmed baking sheet with heavy-duty aluminum foil, and spray the foil with vegetable spray.

Heat oil in a small skillet over medium-high heat.  Add shallots and garlic and cook, stirring frequently, for 5 minutes, or until shallots are soft.  While vegetables cook, combine eggs, ¼ cup mustard, and milk in a mixing bowl, and whisk until smooth.  Add breadcrumbs, dried apricots, sage, and cilantro, and mix well.

Add shallot mixture and beef, season to taste with salt and pepper, and mix well again.  Make mixture into 1 ½-inch meatballs, and arrange meatballs on the prepared pan.  Spray tops of meatballs with vegetable oil spray.

Bake meatballs for 12 to 15 minutes, or until cooked through.  While meatballs bake, combine remaining mustard, apricot preserves, and hot red pepper sauce in a small mixing bowl, and whisk well.

Remove the pan from the oven and serve immediately accompanied by the bowl of apricot mustard sauce.

[Author's] Note:  The beef mixture can be prepared up to 1 day in advance and refrigerated, tightly covered.  Also, the meatballs can be baked up to 2 days in advance and refrigerated, tightly covered.  Reheat them in a 350F oven, covered for 10 to 12 minutes or until hot.

[Author's] Note:  Since Japanese panko breadcrumbs are fluffier than Western breadcrumbs, they produce a lighter and more tender meatball.  Substitute them for plain breadcrumbs in any recipe in this book.

Ann's Note:  I made this up three weeks ahead then froze them.  We added the sauce when we reheated.

Pork Meatballs in Cream Sauce – makes 4- 6 servings
For the meatballs
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 large onion, chopped
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 large egg
2 tablespoons whole milk
½ cup plain breadcrumbs
1 ¼ pounds ground pork
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
Vegetable oil spray
For the sauce
2 Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored, and chopped
1 cup apple cider, divided
1 cup chicken stock
¼ cup applejack brandy
2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
½ cup heavy cream
1 tablespoon cornstarch

Preheat the oven boiler.  (Ann's Note:  I baked these—so much easier!).  Line a rimmed baking sheet with heavy-duty aluminum foil, and spray the foil with vegetable oil spray.

Heat butter in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion and garlic and cook, stirring frequently, for 3 minutes, or until onion is translucent.  While vegetables cook, combine egg and milk in a mixing bowl, and whisk until smooth.  Add breadcrumbs to the mixing bowl, and mix well.

Add ½ of onion mixture* and pork, season to taste with salt and pepper, and mix well again.  Make into 2-inch meatballs, and arrange meatballs on the prepared pan.  Spray tops of meatballs with vegetable oil spray. (*Ann's Note:  Missing from these instructions is what to do with the remaining onion mixture and since I made the meatballs in advance but the sauce the day of, I believe I ended up throwing the rest out.  Pity.)

Broil meatballs 6 inches from the broiler element, turning them with tongs to brown on all sides.  Remove the pan from the oven, and set aside.  Ann's Note:  I baked these at 450F for about 20-25 minutes; check them after 15.

Add apples, ¾ cup cider*, chicken stock, brandy, and mustard to the skillet, and bring to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally.  Simmer sauce, uncovered, for 10 minutes, or until volume is reduced by 1/3. *Ann's Note:  Despite the fact that the recipe called for you to use 1 cup apple cider, "divided," you only end up using ¾ of that cup. 

Add meatballs and cream to sauce, bring to a boil, and simmer meatballs, covered, over low heat, turning occasionally with a slotted spoon for 15 minutes.





Friday, December 16, 2016

"Great Balls of Cheese" - Goat cheese & Blueberry Log with Balsamic-Blueberry Sauce - Holiday Party food!


Date I made these recipes:  December 4, 2016 – Holiday party food!

Great Balls of Cheese – More than 50 irresistible cheese ball creations for any occasion by Michelle Buffardi
Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 978-1-118-49720-3; © 2013
Recipe:  Goat Cheese & Blueberry Log with Balsamic-Blueberry Sauce – p. 39 (Also made but not published here:  Pineapple-Pineapple (cheese ball) – p. 56)

I have not checked the rules for a while, but I am pretty sure a party is not complete without a cheese ball of some kind.  For this year's holiday soiree, we made two and the runaway "best seller" was the Goat Cheese & Blueberry Log with Balsamic-Blueberry Sauce

Which is not to say that the other cheese ball we served – Pineapple-Pineapple – wasn't good, it's just that the pineapple flavor got buried  in the rest of the ingredients whereas the flavors of the goat cheese and blueberry log were up front and center.  I am once again reminded of the Food Network show, Chopped:  "How did you transform the  [pineapple] because I really can't detect it in this dish and so the flavor is really not coming through...." (I'm looking at you, [Food Network judge] Maneet!)

I would be remiss though, if I did not note that the "money shot" was the "Pineapple-Pineapple" cheese ball as you are to shape it into a pineapple, cover the outside with layered toasted pecans and then use the tops of green onions/scallions for the pineapple steam.  Brilliant!

Several other recipes drew our attention, including the "Cranberry & Rosemary Christmas Ornament" – p. 34, which was shaped like a holiday ornament and decorated with pieces of red and green pepper, and a "Nacho Cat" which was not at all in keeping with the holiday spirit but it amused my husband to no end.  We toyed with a "French Onion Pyramid" – p. 87 and a "White Cheddar Horseradish Ball" – p. 84, before calling time on the whole process.

In other words, readers, there is much to recommend this cookbook as there are several glorious sweet and savory cheese ball options and the photos are hilarious.

Now the Goat Cheese & Blueberry Log is nothing to write home to mother about in the looks department but the flavors are fantastic.  And really, who does not like blueberries and if you don't, that means all the more for me!

But folks, we need to discuss the sauce.  Dear lord, you turn your back on the sucker for one minute and not only do you have something of a hardened mess, but the spoon you used to stir it is now stuck in a Blueberry La Brea Tar Pits!

When I said as much to a party guest, she said "I've had the same thing happen to me" which is comforting at the same time it is not. 

Now the sauce recipe is sneaky because it says cook for about 30 minutes until it is reduced by half and then let cool.  It's that "let cool" directive that will kill you.  I ended up microwaving the mixture twice – once to get it out of the plastic storage container, and once to drizzle it on the cheese – and that is not a "Martha Stewart 'good thing.'" Not at all.

Nonetheless, I managed to drizzle appropriately and our guests just pounced on it.  And this surprised us just a little because many people (not necessarily our party guests), turn up their nose at the thought of goat cheese.  But I tell you what, you stir some blueberries in and then create a balsamic vinegar and blueberry sauce to pour on top, and suddenly you are King and Queen of the Prom!

So keep in mind what I said about the sauce (watch it like a hawk, people), and you'll be fine and your guests will love it and you.

Goat Cheese & Blueberry Log with Balsamic-Blueberry Sauce – serves 12 to 15
For the cheese log
8 ounces cream cheese, softened
6 ounces goat cheese, softened
1 cup fresh blueberries
1 teaspoon sugar
¼ teaspoon coarse salt
1 cup chopped pecans, toasted for coating
For the balsamic-blueberry sauce
1 cup sugar
¼ cup balsamic vinegar
¼ cup fresh blueberries
Crackers or bread for serving

Using a stand mixer or a bowl and a spatula, mix together the cream cheese, goat cheese, blueberries, sugar, and salt.  Form the mixture into a log, covered with plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or overnight.

Ann's Note:  You'll want to be very careful folding in your blueberries or they will come apart on you and that doesn't make for a very pretty cheese ball!  That said, you will cover them with chopped pecans and the sauce so that will take care of any appearance issues.

While the log is chilling, make the balsamic-blueberry sauce.  Simmer the sugar, vinegar, and blueberries over low heat until the mixture is reduced by half, about 30 minutes.  Remove from the heat and cool.  Ann's Note:  As I said above, once cooled as directed, this mixture was a bear to work with as it became very stiff and had to be microwaved to get it to drizzle accordingly.  So here's some thoughts:  Maybe make the mixture using blueberry jam and since that contains sugar, cut the amount from 1 cup to maybe a half a cup and see how that works?  I'm thinking that you would still add the fresh blueberries but toward the end.  What I'm looking for here is melting two "like" ingredients – sugar and blueberry jam with sugar – to alleviate (hopefully) the stickiness problem. But if you want to stay true to form, that is fine, just plan to soften up the sauce before serving.

Before serving, roll the cheese log in the pecans and drizzle with the balsamic-blueberry sauce.



"Chowgirls Killer Party Food" - Swiss Chard Gratin and Wild Mushroom Hotdish - Holiday party food!


Date I made these recipes:  December 4, 2016 – Holiday Party Food!

Chowgirls Killer Party Food – Righteous Bites & Cocktails For Every Season by Heidi Andermack & Amy Lynn Brown
Published by Arsenal Pulp Press
ISBN: 978-1-55152-645-4; ©2016
Recipes:  Wild Mushroom Hotdish – p. 84 and Swiss Chard Gratin – p. 90

Okay, folks, make a note of this website right now because we're going to come back to it and there's going to be a quiz:  www.chowgirls.net

www.chowgirls.net is the home base of Chowgirls Killer Catering and also where you can find information to buy the book I'm featuring today, Chowgirls Killer Party FoodChowgirls Killer Party Food is a new release by Chowgirls co-owners Heidi Andermack and Amy Lynn Brown who I have met and who are responsible for today's featured "killer" party food.

You're welcome.

As often happens, there is a backstory about how I came to buy this book and make these recipes and so without further ado:  several years ago, when these ladies were just getting their business underway, they catered an event I attended and I was blown away by their food.  I think we can all agree that there is "catered food" (small "c") and then there is CATERED (and killer) food, and the "Big C" was what I sampled that night and a few other times thereafter.

Then a few months ago, I noticed that they had just published a cookbook (be still my cookbook-loving heart, right?) and so I made a mental note to buy it and then just like that, opportunity presented itself in the form of a sampling and book signing at local floral powerhouse, Bachman's, during a holiday event in early November.  (Side note:  Bachman's floral and garden center also stocks an incredible selection of holiday decorations and doo dads which you must – must – check out either in store or online at www.bachmans.com)

So I went to the event and I talked to Chowgirls owners Heidi and Amy, and introduced myself by saying something like "Well, you ladies should know that I have a huge cookbook collection and your book just became number 2,324 in my collection.  And I also blog about my cookbook collection and so will soon be including yours."

As always, stunned silence ensued.  Because yes, that is a large number of cookbooks and it's ever growing as I am always on the lookout for books to add to my collection under the adage "If some is good, more is better."


I also told Heidi and Amy that my husband and I were weeks away from hosting our 8th annual holiday open house, and so I was especially interested in looking through their cookbook's recipes to add to our holiday table of finger-food appetizers and sweet treats.

As it happened, they were sampling their "Swiss Chard Gratin" at the Bachman's event and I, who never met a Swiss Chard recipe I liked before then (it can be so bitter), fell in love with it.  How could I not, it's got melted Gouda in it?  Cheese "fixes" everything!

So I left the event determined to add it to our line-up and then after much perusal and consultation with my husband, decided to go for broke and make also the "Wild Mushroom Hotdish" to go with the gratin.

You should know that I am not necessarily a mushroom person, either.  And here's a quick and amusing story as to why:

When I was a kid, my maternal grandmother, an immigrant from Eastern Europe, dried several varieties of mushrooms and made them into a soup that made her children swoon.  The grandchildren?  Not so much.

So one year when I was about 13, one of my older cousins threw a Christmas Eve party for family and friends, and one of my uncles recreated grandma's soup but oh darn, forgot it at home.  He would have left it there too, had there not been complete and absolute rebellion from the adult, and so he drove the short distance back to his house to get it and my brother and some other cousins and I rode shotgun.

In our opinion, and to our young noses though, that soup reeked!  Oh my god, to this day, I can still smell it.  And so we made him drive back to the party house with the windows down in the middle of winter so we could tolerate (barely) the stinkin' soup that now riding shotgun in a "seat" of honor.

When we got in the house, the adults fell on the soup tureen, crying with joy that grandma's soup had been delivered unto them on that snowy Christmas Eve. (And then after partying quite a few hours, the adults went to midnight mass which I heard was hilarious but that's another story for another day.)

Meanwhile, my cousins and I hit the chip and dip table, the end.

But that was then, this is now, and these recipes had me at "hello," turning my culinary landscape from a decided "Oh hell no," to a "Oh yes, please!"

So after an email consultation with Amy, who I must say is very, very good about answering their emails, I set to work a couple days in advance to make and then refrigerate these recipes.

Shall I tell you that after putting each mixture into a baking dish, I licked the bowls clean?  As in thoroughly clean.  As in a dishwasher could not have done a better job.

This from the gal who didn't really like Swiss Chard and is sometimes "meh" on the whole mushroom concept.

In fact, I wondered whether I wanted to even bake these as the "raw" mixture was so good, but there are, I think, unwritten culinary rules about these things and the recipes were in a "cook" book so I went ahead and "cooked" them just before the start of the party and served them with crackers and baguettes.

And so the party got underway and those "in the know" know to come early for best seats and eats as we do indeed put on quite a spread. And there is always this ritual "stalking" of the two tables (one table for hot foods like these recipes, and one for other appetizers and desserts) that takes place, during which time everyone examines the food cards[1] that I put next to the dishes identifying what they are about to eat. Questions are asked, recipes are clarified, and then at some point, a silent, secret signal is triggered and everybody digs in at once!   I should really film it some day as it's the equivalent to animals stalking prey in the wild only with people and food and it's hilarious to say the least.

In fact, I often picture myself as Marlon Perkins of the TV show, Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom (TV show from the 60's and 70's), providing running commentary along the lines of "The guests are circling the turkey meatballs, Jim [sidekick], waiting for an opening so they can pounce.  But there seems to be some kind of disturbance brewing further down the hot food table and it appears that two of them are battling over a serving spoon.  Let's see if we can creep up there quietly to take a closer look....

But all "stalking aside," nothing was more hilarious than a comment a long-time friend and party guest made about the Chowgirls dishes, but first you need some background information.

Given that I have 2,324 (now 2,340—you see how this works!) cookbooks, it stands to reason that I have some by famous celebrity chefs and cookbook authors such as Ina Garten (The Barefoot Contessa), Martha Stewart, Rachael Ray, James Beard, and so on, and I have found that telling the guests whose recipe we're serving gives them comfort.

As an example, several guests (and I as well) are fans of Ina Garten because her recipes are elegant but easy to make.  Ina's recipes have likely graced our party table every year since the party's inception and so on the food card, I usually note "Ina Garten's XXX," (or Martha Stewart's YYY") and every ooh's and aah's, and says "I really like the Ina recipe.  Can I get it from you?" The short answer is of course, "Yes."

So to showcase (and show off) the Chowgirl's recipes, I designated on the food card which recipes were theirs.  But keep in mind that space on these place cards is limited so I wrote something like "Chowgirl Catering's Swiss Chard Gratin," and "Chowgirl Catering's Wild Mushroom Hotdish" and left it at that. 

So people were eating and dialoguing about the recipes (which they loved) and all was well and then I had this head-scratching conversation with the above-referenced friend that went like this:

Friend:  "Well, the food was great as usual, but I'm really surprised that you outsourced two of the recipes this year.  That isn't like you!"
Me:  "What? What are you talking about?"
Friend:  "Well, you got those two dishes from Chowgirls Catering this year!"

Bless.  I quickly informed him that we never, ever outsource.  Never.  In fact, my husband, who is pretty mild-mannered and laid back, takes great pride in the fact that he bakes several types of home-made crackers for the party, telling a friend recently, "Look, you need to come [to the party] because we make our own f'ng crackers!"

Said friend was unbelievably on the fence about attending until Andy said this.  Said friend now asks us regularly for recipes.  Said friend is a smart man.

And so with permission, I am happy to reprint below the most-excellent recipes for Chowgirls Killer Catering's "Swiss Chard Gratin" and "Wild Mushroom Hotdish" (which I will call a "casserole" because that's how I roll) that I made all by myself with my own two hands.  You will love them.

But then as promised, both to them and to you, let's turn our attention back to their website – www.chowgirls.net - so I can tell you in earnestness  to buy their book.  BUY IT.  Right now.  "Operators are standing by...."

Because not only is this a great cookbook to which I will return for future parties, but as the saying goes (and pun intended), "These gal's gotta eat!"  In other words, they did not write and publish a cookbook just for the joy [of cooking] it, they did it to earn some dough, pun again intended.  So let's help them out.

Their website lists all the independent bookstores that carry this "killer" cookbook, most of which are local, but you will also see that they are doing singings at bookstores in other parts of the country so perhaps you can pick it up at an independent bookstore near you.  If not, fear not:  Amazon and Barnes and Noble carry it online.

Before I get to the actual recipes, let me just share some shopping and baking tips regarding these recipes with you:

*I made half of each recipe because we serve so much food at our party that half recipes work out well.  And Amy said I could and so there.

*Even though the truffle oil in the "Wild Mushroom Hotdish" is optional, Amy highly recommended it.  But I did a quick cost-benefit analysis at the grocery store, and at $9.00 a bottle (the lowest-price bottle I could find) I couldn't justify buying it since I was using only a few drops.  Actually, less than a few drops since I made half a recipe. But don't let my math deter you: if you want it, buy it!

*The mushroom recipe calls for you to chop the cremini mushrooms but thinly slice the portobello and the shiitake.  I decided to finely chop everything under the rationale that smaller-sized mushrooms would be easier to serve.  I had visions of one, large piece of portobello "dragging" smaller pieces of the other mushrooms behind it, wiping out half my dish in one fell swoop!  (I have a vivid imagination!)

*Let's talk breadcrumbs:  I added them as directed, but I think next time around I may go rogue and leave them off.  I don't mind breadcrumbs, but I've used them on a couple of recipes as of late, and then later thought better of it as I'd rather taste what's underneath.  Just a personal preference.

*Then as to shopping, for whatever reason, I had a hard time sourcing "Swiss" Chard and so I used Rainbow Chard instead, sourced at Target.  One bunch will do.

*And although several grocery stories stocked fresh mushrooms, only Kowalski's had the three mushrooms used in this dish:  cremini, shiitake, and portobello caps.  So hooray for Kowalski's.

*Finally, Amy said I could bake these in advance and reheat (and I'll include instructions below), but I made the mixtures in advance, refrigerated them, and then baked them off just before serving.  Either way, the results are great, and I inhaled the leftovers (and they were scant) pretty much the minute I took them off the table after the party ended.  And perhaps it's me, but I have this "thing" for cold food, and I'm telling you, this stuff is the bomb hot, cold, or somewhere in between.

This then, concludes my rather long blog (when are they not?), but I felt I had to do justice to these two "killer" caterers and their "killer" cookbook and their "killer" recipes.  (You have now been subjected to subliminal messaging.  Go buy their book!)

And now we return you to their two recipes in their entirety with many thanks to Heidi and Amy who were just delightful to talk to and work with on this party food endeavor.

Swiss Chard Gratin – Makes 3 cups (750 mL) or 24 servings
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp butter
1 large shallot, peeled and diced
3 garlic cloves, minced
½ jalapeno pepper, seeded and diced
1 bunch Swiss chard (about 4 cups [1 L])
½ tsp kosher salt
¼ tsp freshly ground black pepper
8 oz (230 g) cream cheese, softened
2/3 cup (160 mL) mayonnaise
½ cup (125 mL) milk
½ tsp garlic powder
½ tsp freshly ground nutmeg
1 cup (250 mL) fresh breadcrumbs
Salt and pepper, to taste (for breadcrumb topping)
1 tbsp melted butter (for breadcrumb topping)

Preheat oven to 350F (180C).

In a large frying pan on medium-high heat, melt olive oil and butter.  When sizzling, add shallots, garlic, and jalapeno, and sauté for 2-3 minutes, being careful not to brown the garlic. (Ann's Note:  my Sicilian relatives drilled into my head the dire consequences of burning garlic so I don't!  Burned garlic turns bitter and who wants bitter food besides "not me?")  Stir in the chopped chard, salt, and pepper and raise heat to high.  Sauté, tossing continuously, 1-2 minutes, until chard is partially wilted.  Remove from heat, drain off excess liquid, and set aside.

In the bowl of a stand mixer with a paddle attachment, combine cream cheese, mayonnaise, milk, garlic powder, and nutmeg.  Mix on medium speed for about 30 seconds until smooth. Stir in cheese and cooked chard.

Pour mixture into a 1-quart (1-L) casserole dish or medium cast-iron frying pan.  In a small bowl, toss the breadcrumbs with salt, pepper, and melted butter until lightly coated.  Top chard mixture with breadcrumbs and bake, uncovered, for 30-35 minutes, until sides are bubbling and crumbs are toasted.

Ann's Note:  Per Amy, you can make and freeze this recipe in advance and then reheat, or you can make it for up to three days in advance and refrigerate and then reheat.

If you want to make it and freeze it, she recommends putting the mixture into an airtight freezer bag, then thaw and transfer to a casserole dish.  Add the breadcrumbs just before baking, if desired.

If you bake the dish in advance and want to reheat it, put it into a 325 oven then heat, covered, for 15 minutes, uncovered for 5-10 minutes until bubbling.

I split the difference and made up the mixture in advance but then didn't bake it until the day of the party at which point, I baked it at 350 degrees as directed in the recipe above.

Wild Mushroom Hotdish – Makes 4 cups (1 L) or about 30 servings
2 tbsp butter
2 tbsp olive oil
8-oz (230-g) cremini mushrooms, chopped
½ tsp salt
¼ tsp freshly ground black pepper
2 large portobello mushroom caps, thinly sliced
8-oz (230-g) shiitake, oyster, or other mushroom variety, sliced
1 tbsp butter
1 tbsp all-purpose flour
½ cup (125 mL) milk
½ cup (125 mL) heavy cream
½ cup (125 mL) grated pecorino or Parmesan cheese
Salt and pepper, to taste
1/8 tsp truffle oil (optional)
¾ cup (175 mL) breadcrumbs tossed with 2 tbsp melted butter

Preheat oven to 350F (180C)
In a large frying pan on high heat, melt 1 tbsp butter with 1 tbsp olive oil.  Working in small batches, add cremini mushrooms, salt, and pepper and sauté for 3-5 minutes, until soft. Remove mushrooms and set aside.

Melt another tablespoon butter and olive oil, and, working in small batches, sauté portobello and shiitake mushrooms for about 5 minutes, until soft.  Remove mushrooms and set aside.

Reduce heat to low and melt 1 tablespoon butter.  Whisk in flour to make a roux.  When roux begins to brown, stir in milk and cream.  On medium heat, bring to a boil.  Add cheese and whisk until bubbling and thick.  Stir in cooked mushrooms.  Season to taste.  Stir in truffle oil.

Transfer to a 2-qt (2-L) casserole dish or cast-iron frying pan.  Sprinkle breadcrumbs over top and bake for 30-35 minutes, until heated through and breadcrumbs are browned.

Ann's Note:  Per Amy, you can make and freeze this recipe in advance and then reheat, or you can make it for up to three days in advance and refrigerate and then reheat.

If you want to make it and freeze it, she recommends putting the mixture into an airtight freezer bag, then thaw and transfer to a casserole dish.  Add the breadcrumbs just before baking, if desired.

If you bake the dish in advance and want to reheat it, put it into a 325 oven then heat, covered, for 15 minutes, uncovered for 5-10 minutes until bubbling.

I split the difference and made up the mixture in advance but then didn't bake it until the day of the party at which point, I baked it at 350 degrees as directed in the recipe above.







[1] My "food cards" are really printable place cards like the kind you see at wedding receptions, that I purchase at Michaels.  They come 48 to a pack and all you need to do is download the template and then start typing (the recipe name) where directed.  I "fancy" them up a bit by changing the type color to red or green, or a mixture of both.  

Saturday, December 10, 2016

"Cooking for Jeffrey - A Barefoot Contessa Cookbook" by Ina Garten - Port Wine Prunes with Stilton and Walnut - Party food!



Date I made this recipe:  December 4, 2016 – Holiday party food!

Cooking for Jeffrey – a Barefoot Contessa Cookbook by Ina Garten
Published by Clarkson Potter/Publishers
ISBN: 978-0-307-46489-7; ©2016
Recipe:  Port Wine Prunes with Stilton & Walnuts – p. 180

Last weekend, my husband and I threw our annual holiday open house and it, and this recipe, was a massive hit.  Massive.  Or, as a certain president-elect would say "Huge."

As apparently was our spread.  Mind you, we served the same amount of food as previous years but we did two things to make our lives easier:  we found and then added an extra leaf to the table, and we angled the table to allow for more walking/stalking space.

Because honestly, when our guests arrive, those in the know sort of "stalk" the table, examining each and every item and then commenting on each and every item before someone takes the plunge and spoons up the first item, after which, it's every man or woman (or child) for themselves. 

Back to the table though, hilariously, the two comments we heard this year were not about the food but as follows:  a) "Oooooh....you added another leaf to the table" (Yes, but how did you know?), and b) "And you angled it," emphasis on the "angled."

Folks, never have we had such interest in our tables!  Were guests from previous years measuring the things while we weren't looking?  It's all so unclear.

So back to the food, the only difference the addition of that second leaf made to the table was to allow a tad more wiggle room between dishes.  That's it.  No deep, dark secret there.  The amount of food, although tweaked from year to year, remains about the same.  We debrief after every party to determine the "not quite," the "keepers," and the "better haves under penalty of death" items.  Each year, for instance, we'll receive pre-event messages from our guests along the lines of "Looking forward to the turkey meatballs!!!!" [hint, hint], or "Are you going to make the almond balls again this year?  Please?  Pretty please?"

Rest assured folks, we do repeat the favorites as we love our house and don't wish to see it burned down over something so simple as lack of a meatball. (Of course, if we burn down our house in the making of said meatball – which we would not do – that is another story all together.) 

Anyway,  out of the eight years that we have been throwing this shindig, I'd say at least one Ina Garten recipe has graced our table every time. Her caramelized onion dip is still one of our favorites and her lemon bars are to die for.[1] We'd invite Ina (and her husband, Jeffrey) to our soiree if we could but I imagine she is busy.  Plus, she'd have to come to Minneapolis which is a dicey endeavor at this time of year.  Some people throw shade on the woman (gasp – why?  I've met her and she's a lovely lady) but I tell you what, her recipes work.  She is not a fancy cook and she does not challenge you or your patience with her recipes and as fellow cookbook author, Martha Stewart, would say, "That's a good thing."  Say what you will, but you cannot go wrong with an Ina recipe, you cannot and several other recipes in this cookbook have now been earmarked for other occasions.

The path to this year's recipe – Port Wine Prunes with Stilton & Walnuts – was a tad unusual as I saw the recipe in the newspaper before I found it in her newly-released cookbook.  It was included in a Parade Magazine Sunday insert and I yanked the page containing this recipe and one for Ina's marinated cheese out of the paper and handed it off to Andy who promptly gave it a thumb's up.

Well, a qualified thumb's up.  "Hmmm....do you think that some people will be turned off by the prunes?"  Five seconds later, he decided "Screw that, we're making them!"

And so we did.  And this is one of the easiest recipes on the planet and yet let me confess to you that I almost screwed it up by turning the cheese spread into glop.

I didn't mean to do it and in fact, mixed the Stilton and the mascarpone together the night before so as to be ready to roll.  And in theory, I was ready, but on the day of the party, Andy and I suddenly found ourselves in our own personal version of the Food Network show, Chopped, [aka "hell"] and we were working like crazy to get everything plated in time.  So when the cheese was a little stiff, I totally lost my head and decided to pop it in the microwave to warm for just a nanosecond but that nanosecond turned my spread into liquid.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Well crap, now what?  So I traded tasks with Andy and said "If you remake this spread, I'll do...something." (I forget what I traded).  And so he did and I did and it all worked.  And since I already had a lock and load on the port-infused prunes ("infused" is an Ina word) and had already toasted the walnuts, Andy was able to get them plated and on the table seconds before "Time's up!"

Dear god, I wanted to down a glass of the port just to take the edge off that moment but we are saving that for the next time we make these, and we will make these again, you can be sure of it.

So we put this dish on the table and people, they flew off the platter.  Flew.  And everybody wanted the recipe and so here it is and it is easy and it is glorious and your friends will be duly impressed.  Meanwhile, the only thing that should have a meltdown come party time is you so please then, ignore the Great Cheese Incident of 2016 and carry on.

Ina Garten's Port Wine with Prunes with Stilton & Walnuts  serves 6 to 8 (24 pieces)
24 large pitted prunes
2/3 cup ruby Port wine
2 ½ ounces English Stilton, crumbled
2 tablespoons Italian mascarpone cheese
24 walnut halves, lightly toasted

Place the prunes in a saucepan just large enough to hold them in a single layer and add the Port.  Bring to a boil, then lower the heat and simmer for 5 minutes.  Remove from the heat, cover, and set aside for at least an hour for the prunes to become infused with the Port.

Meanwhile, in a small bowl, mash the Stilton and mascarpone together with a folk.  Cover and refrigerate.  (Ann's Note:  this action will cause your cheese mixture to stiffen so plan for time to bring it up to room temperature before you serve.)

When ready to plate, place the slightly warm prunes on a serving platter, place a small mound of the cold Stilton mixture in the hollow of each prune, and top with a toasted walnut, pressing very lightly.  Serve as part of a cheese platter.

Per Ina, the prunes can be prepared and refrigerated for up to four days, then warmed slightly and then assembled.



[1] So, small story:  the first year I made Ina's lemon bars, I pulled them out of the oven on time, but then put them on the stove top for a bit as I was attending to other things.  Several minutes later, I realized I had forgotten about them and was certain they were ruined but that is not what happened.  Instead of ruination,  the lemon filling (homemade, natch—Ina doesn't play), got extra creamy, making the bars especially outstanding.  I tried deliberately in other years to get the same result and was close but nothing like the first time.  Also?  The Almond Bon-Bons (a Betty Crocker recipe) I referenced earlier have been renamed the "Boo Boo Bon-Bons" because I accidentally used the entire package of almond paste instead of half.  They are off the chart almondy-good and are an annual staple.  Both recipes are on this blog under "December recipes" but I forget which year I made them so you'll have to look, starting with December 2008.