Date I
made these recipes: October 21, 2012
The Flavor of the South –
Delicacies and Staples of Southern Cuisine by Jeanne A. Voltz
Published
by: Greenwich House
© 1978;
1983 reprint
Recipe: Grillades – p. 32
Published
by Different Drummer Press
ISBN:
0-9721972-2-2
Recipe: Garlic Cheese Grits p. 34 (Creole Seasoning
Recipe p. 252)
“I’m in a
southern kind of mood,” I told my husband, “so we’re having Grits and Grillades
for dinner.”
“Grits and
what?” said the man I married.
“Grits and
Grillades. Grillades. You know – grilled meats. It’s French.
You speak French, remember? We’re
having grits and grilled meats for dinner. Sheesh.”
Actually,
a quick look at Wikipedia confirms
that this is a staple dish in New
Orleans . When
it comes to the south, I’ve always had the impression that there’s New Orleans , a region
unto itself, and then there’s everyone else.
And having been to the region and to New Orleans several times, I can tell you
that there is indeed a difference in attitude, in culture and in food. (And
drink but I won’t bore you with my cocktail stories from my last sojourn to
that city!)
Any
who…while I can appreciate and have eaten most southern and New Orleans ’ specialties, I am still on the
fence about grits. My first, close
encounter with them was on a family trip to Florida way back in the 60’s. We stopped off in Mississippi
and Georgia
and naturally, grits were on the menu.
Shall I
just tell you that I was not impressed?
Grits looked like Cream of Wheat (yum!), complete with the requisite pat
of butter, but when I tasted them….ew?
And I mean ew. So I never ate
them again on the rest of the trip.
Fast
forward to 1992 when my husband and I took a driving tour of the south, ending
in New Orleans ,
when once again, we encountered grits on the menu. This time around we ordered them at the
Waffle House, a place I have to say usually gets pretty decent reviews for
their food and their grits. But again,
the people spoke (“people” meaning me and Andy) and we’re back to “ew.”
A friend
of mine, Tex , who as you might imagine, is
from Texas ,
told me that the secret is a lot of butter and a lot of salt. I wasn’t buying it. But once before, I made a grit recipe that
called for cheese to be added and I tell you what, that just opened up a whole
new grit world for me! Because cheese is
good with just about anything, grits included.
So in my
search for grits to go with my grillades, I found this recipe for garlic cheese
grits that was loaded with cheddar and cream cheese (a 2’fer) and thought I
should try them. And they were good.
But when I
emailed Tex
and another friend, Ann, who goes by the nickname, TEA, she came back with an
emphatic “’No’ as in “No, no, no, no, no!”
TEA lived in the south for 5 years and never did experience grit
love. I tried to tell her that the
cheese made all the difference and she responded with the statement that this
was a perfectly good waste of perfectly good cheese.
Being a
Libra, I always see both sides and so will let you decide for yourself whether
or not these grits pass muster but I liked them and so did Andy. We’re trying
to get out of our comfort zone of Great Northern Food, but this grit experience
wasn’t too bad and certainly not painful like the other couple go-rounds.
Before leaving
this fascinating discussion about grits, let me tell you that any time I think
of grits, two things come to mind: 1)
the song Grits Ain’t Groceries
written by Titus Turner, covered by Little Milton and Van Morrison and 2) the
movie My Cousin Vinny. So let’s discuss.
For years,
I thought the song Grits Ain’t Groceries
was really “Grits and Groceries” but I was wrong. Blame it on my ear wax. The lyrics are “Grits ain’t groceries, eggs ain’t poultry and Mona Lisa was a man.” Hahahaha.
Well, that’s the south for you!
As to My Cousin Vinny, was there ever a
funnier moment than when Vinny said “Grits?
What’s a grit? I think not. An even funnier exchange took place when
Vinny had Mr. Tipton on the witness stand talking about grits as part of his
defense of his cousin, Bill Gambini, and Bill’s friend, Stan Rothenstein. Vinny asks Mr. Tipton how he likes his grits
and Mr. Tipton says “Regular, I guess.”
Vinny then says “Regular. Instant
grits?” and Tipton gives the best line that I believe summarizes the entire
Southern “grit-eating world” (as Vinny called it): “No self-respectin’ Southerner uses instant
grits.” You shouldn’t, either.
As to
grillades, well, class, these are simply grilled cuts of meat all gussied up
with a sauce of tomatoes, onions and green peppers. “Grillades” just sounds better though,
doesn’t it? And if you have any
aggressions you want to get out (and you do, don’t you?), then this is your
dish. According to the recipe, you’re
supposed to pound your round steak into ¼-inch thick pieces. So okay, I did that because I follow
directions but despite really taking a whack or two or twenty at the meat, I
still didn’t get it as thin as I liked.
The solution, you ask? Cook it
longer! (Might I also say that this
pounding thing is kind of a messy endeavor—have a dish rag handy.) I put the lid on my large fry pan, turned the
flame down really low and went back to watching the Amazing Race for an
additional half an hour until I was satisfied they were done. (Let me digress
for just a moment: Why, CBS, did you move The Good Wife to Sundays?
You know damned well that the football games you broadcast are always
late, making 60 Minutes late, making
the Amazing Race late therefore
making The Good Wife late. This is rude.
Stop it!)
Now most
grits and grillades recipes call for putting the grillades and sauce on top of
the grits but I kept mine separate so I could better appreciate the
flavors. I cannot say that I liked the
pairing of these cheesy grits with this grillades recipe but that is perhaps
just me and my Yankee palate. You should
also know that this dish is typically served for brunch and I would not be my
mother’s daughter if I didn’t raise an eyebrow over that concept; this dish is
heavy and so I decided it was best suited for an evening repast.
And that
folks is all y’all need to know about that.
So give grits a chance and make this recipe and if you are so inclined,
get your French Creole on and serve it up with some meat that you pounded the
hell out of and y’all feel better about life as you know it.
Grillades – makes 4-5 servings
1 ½ pound
sound steak, ½ inch thick (pounded to 1/4 inch thick)
Salt
Cayenne
1
tablespoon oil
2 onions,
chopped
2 cloves
garlic, minced
1
tablespoon flour
1 green
pepper, chopped
2
tomatoes, sliced, or 1 cup canned
2
tablespoons vinegar
1 cup hot
water
1 bay
leaf, crumbled
¼ teaspoon
thyme
Pound
steak with meat mallet or edge of heavy saucer to break up fibers and flatten
to ¼ inch thick. Cut in 4-inch
squares. Season well with salt and cayenne. Brown in oil in heavy skillet. Remove and keep warm. Add onion and garlic to pan drippings and
cook until tender but now browned. Add
flour and cook and stir until browned.
Add green pepper, tomatoes, vinegar, water, bay leaf, and thyme. Stir until well mixed. Arrange grillades in sauce. Cover and simmer until tender.
Garlic Cheese Grits – yield: 8 servings
1 T Bacon
grease or oil
1 T
Garlic, minced
1 tsp salt
2 cups
milk
2 cups
chicken broth
1 cup
Grits
1 tsp
Creole Seasoning (recipe page 252 – see below)
1 tsp hot
sauce
8 oz sharp
cheddar cheese, shredded
4 oz cream
cheese
For Creole Seasoning (Makes 1 cup –
1 used scant amount of each ingredient for my recipe)
½ cup
Lawry’s Seasoned Salt
2 T onion
powder
2 T
Paprika
1 T
Cayenne pepper
1 T white
pepper
1 T plus 1
tsp garlic powder
1 T black
pepper
1 tsp dry
mustard
1 tsp
oregano, dry
1 tsp
thyme, dry
Combine
all ingredients and mix well. Store in
an airtight container.
Melt bacon
grease or oil over low heat in a 1-1/2 quart saucepot. Add garlic and salt and cook for 1-2 minutes
being careful not to brown the garlic.
Add milk and broth and increase heat.
Bring to a simmer and slowly pour in the grits. Lower heat and cook grits for 15 minutes,
stirring often.
Add the
remaining ingredients and stir until cheeses are melted. Serve immediately.